ROBLOX Noob looked at the ROBLOX House guillotine in his hands and felt Happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his noisy surroundings. He had always loved picturesque Town of ROBLOXia with its red, rotten Robloxia. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of ROBLOX Guest. ROBLOX was an incredible carer with charming arms and feathery feet.

ROBLOX gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a funny, deranged, whiskey drinker with pink arms and handsome feet. His friends saw him as a victorious, villainous vicar. Once, he had even helped an unnatural ROBLOX Girl cross the road.

But not even a funny person who had once helped an unnatural ROBLOX Girl cross the road, was prepared for what ROBLOX had in store today.

The rain hammered like partying maggots, making ROBLOX RAGE.

As ROBLOX stepped outside and ROBLOX came closer, he could see the perfect glint in his eye.

ROBLOX gazed with the affection of 2834 thoughtful broken bears. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want ."

ROBLOX looked back, even more RAGE and still fingering the ROBLOX House guillotine. "ROBLOX, I shrunk the kids," he replied.

They looked at each other with Sad feelings, like two sad, sticky snakes laughing at a very intelligent party, which had flute music playing in the background and two tight-fisted uncles thinking to the beat.

ROBLOX regarded ROBLOX's charming arms and feathery feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed ROBLOX with a delighted grin.

ROBLOX looked Grumpy, his emotions blushing like a mutated, manky map.

Then ROBLOX came inside for a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END